'Even a child can understand'
Little: or no money.
1) Improve indoor air quality. (We’ll assist with scientifically proven methods not only to freshen but also provide, as part of our service, air borne: neurochemical stimulants to improve memory synapses of your home.)
2) Paint where its’ needed, carpet too. (Do not assume purchasers will repaint when you leave: really, really, bad idea. Very few individuals have much imagination in use, why make them drag it out of mothballs to buy your home.) As part of our service we assit our vendors’with the names of reputable interior design options, indoor carpet cleaners or installers, where needed. Painting help also, if needed.
3) Feng Shui: both your internal and external layout. (Leading edge property developers in North America and worldwide use this tool, why not you? We’ll assist in providing senior level masters in this Art / Science for your benefit, also: as part of our leading edge service offerings)
4) Cultivate your garden. (A very smart lady gave me this one)
5) If you have not used it in two years: THROW IT OUT. (Do not wait to have a garage sale someday, unless someday is today.)
6) When out: Turn On 'ALL' Lights – Open Curtains and Blinds. (Nobody complains of too much light)
7) Keep it clean and simple. From the moment it is listed, until dogs chirp or the fat lady sings. (This is your job – do it)
The above is part of our: Home Selling for Dummies literature. It was going to be House Selling for morons, alas I was assured that the Authors of the above notion in question would not likely seek a royalty or remedial legal action, on my blatent use of their concept. Many: besides, around me insisted that they felt the moron thing was a little harsh. Moreover: if I did it, there would be costly consequences, my wife for instance: threatened to beat me to within an inch of my life. Having gotten to the stage in my life where, I have found: 'it is wise to be selective about my wars' I relented. We have much more stuff on hand, just ask. Stay tuned as they say.